Imagine Hannibal singing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” to himself quietly while cooking up mysterious items in his kitchen.
(via shrewdbard)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via sightoftheshore)
*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
(via shrewdbard)
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via shrewdbard)
#fab #fabulous #death #blood #girl #police #crime #horror #dead #violence #me #nomakeup
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Shoutout to all the ancient lesbians that didn’t make it into any records because ~patriarchy~
I know you were there, ladies! You are the cutest! ♥
(via obliviateme)
S. Ross Browne
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Hannibal art i would love to see:
- crossover w/ Portal
- a deck of cards with the characters’ faces
- in regimental uniforms and/or as Victorian gentlefolk
- …Hogwarts au omg pls
maybe i should just learn to art
oh a singing woman on hannibal how innocuous
wait what does that poster say
you’re killing me with your puns, bryan fuller
